MY 34TH BIRTHDAY
WE WENT TO REMARKABLE CAVES AND ROARING
JIMMY THREW A MAD SKATE DAY AT THE NUBEENA BOWL
REMARKS WAS REMARKABLY SHIT
ROARING WAS THREE FOOT AND CLOSING OUT
IT WAS HOLLOW AND WARM THOUGH
GIB TRIED OUT HIS NEW LENSE
SHAUNO RULED THE LONGBOARD
WE GOT INVADED BY BOOGERS
ETHO GOT THE GUILLOTINE ON HIS SECOND WAVE
HE TURNED 24 I TURNED 34
WE HAD PASTA BROCCOLI, CORN, TUNA AND PESTO FOR TEA
THE LADS HAD MIE GORENG AND ABALONE
WE DRANK BAILEYS & COFFEE, COUPLA BEERS AND A SNEAKY VODKA ORANGE
WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PARTAKEN IN A MARIJUANA CIGGARETTE
HARLEY HIT HIS HEAD IN THE ROCK POOL AND FELL OFF THE DECK
SUNNY DID THE LONGEST SKID
WE ALL FELL ASLEEP WITH A BIG SMILE ON OUR FACE

Dustin Hollick